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Glenn Beck: The Christmas Sweater - Come Drink The Kool Aid
>> ^Rotty:
Tell me how he is different than bush?

He actually gave it thought before doing it. Also, he can probably find Afghanistan on a map.


written by demon_ix  | 1 hour 44 minutes 15 seconds ago | CH
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ant (Member Profile)
Bah. Didn't notice you linked the side-by-side on the sift already. I went ahead and sifted it after I saw it in the comments here: http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/a88qh/awesome_stopmotion_lego_remake_of_the_matrix/

In reply to this comment by ant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR4xDeiHrfA for a side by side comparison.


written by demon_ix  | 2 hours 3 minutes 18 seconds ago | CH
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A virus walks into a bar...
This is *geek comedy at it's finest!

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A chicken farmer finds his chickens keep dying mysteriously. He goes and hires a Veterinarian. After a week, the vet comes back and says "I can't really help you, but you should contact my friend the Biologist, he might be able to help."
So the farmer calls the Biologist and after another week, he comes back saying "I'm sorry, I don't have a solution, but if you call my friend the Physicist, he could probably help you out."
So the farmer calls the Physicist, waits a week, then another and another, and finally the Physicist calls him back and says "Good news! I have a solution for you, but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum."

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A university asks several departments to come up with a way to prove all odd numbers are prime.
The Math department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, the rest is proven through Induction."
The Physics department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is prime and so on..."
The Computer Science department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime...."

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I could go on, but the amount of funny per joke decreases exponentially over time...


written by demon_ix  | 2 hours 17 minutes 10 seconds ago | CH
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Awesome big whirlpool (maelstrom)
People never learn not to divide by zero....


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"Let's Talk About Sext"
I knew good things would come from MMS support on the iPhone.

Sexting - Destroying future presidential candidates daily.


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Hate By Numbers: 5 Most Odd Moments from New Moon Traileril
I know nothing about the whole Twilight phenomenon, but I found this quote entertaining: "Twilight: A young woman's choice to practice either bestiality or necrophilia."


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Fox News - No Terrorist Attack During Bush's Presidency
>> ^invader:

Quite a comprehensive list. Could use a little formatting.


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An Airline predicts the future in 1975
Funny. I never noticed the jetpack-equipped airline employee locking the door to my supersonic jets


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Jimmy Carr on Jonathan Ross 6th of Nov. 2009
http://www.videosift.com/video/Jimmy-Carrs-first-standup-on-TV is a good example.

Compare that Jimmy Carr to this one: http://www.videosift.com/video/Jimmy-Carr-on-Scientology-and-Christianity


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Glenn Beck: The Christmas Sweater - Come Drink The Kool Aid
Let's get past our history by reconnecting with our founding fathers!


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Fox News - No Terrorist Attack During Bush's Presidency
>> ^charliem:
9/11 doesn't count right?

2001 to 2008 don't count.


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Sixty Symbols Explain The Large Hadron Collider
>> ^dgandhi:
the last line is awesome.

You mean.... Al Gore was a physicist?!?


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Family Guy -- Something, Something, Something Dark Side
*animation *woohoo *scifi *spacy *awesome!


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Jimmy Carr on Jonathan Ross 6th of Nov. 2009
I actually liked him better at his uptight comedy phase. He's still funny, however


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The Wonder of the Byzantines: The Haggia Sophia
It's funny how much you learn about world history when you play Civilization. It's also sad how much you lose, however. You learn facts, but you lose the timeline.


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longde (Member Profile)
Congrats on the gold!!! Now you can roll around in style


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The future of retail shopping
>> ^Sagemind:
If someone told me (20 years ago), that in 20 years, we wouldn't have cash, (and I'm sure someone did,) I wouldn't have believed it.

Now, it is only the very rare occasion that I actually carry anything other than that dam plastic debit card (of which the bank takes a $1 sur-charge every time I use it).

As of yesterday, my new card now has a microchip in it. That RFID chip is the next evolution and there's not a dam thing we can do about it.

We are the Sheeple!

Keep it inside tin-foil when you're not using it


written by demon_ix  | 1 day 14 hours 59 minutes ago | CH
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potchi79 (Member Profile)
Your video was a dupe, I'm afraid.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Giant-Leopard-Seal-Trys-to-Feed-and-Care-For-NatGeo-Diver -> http://www.videosift.com/video/Up-close-photography-of-a-leopard-seal

Not sure why siftbot didn't suggest it as a dupe, since both videos share three separate tags. Odd.


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Giant Leopard Seal Trys to Feed and Care For NatGeo Diver
*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Up-close-photography-of-a-leopard-seal


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Man Gets Breast And Shoulder Implants
*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Freakish-manboobs


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