A chicken farmer finds his chickens keep dying mysteriously. He goes and hires a Veterinarian. After a week, the vet comes back and says "I can't really help you, but you should contact my friend the Biologist, he might be able to help." So the farmer calls the Biologist and after another week, he comes back saying "I'm sorry, I don't have a solution, but if you call my friend the Physicist, he could probably help you out." So the farmer calls the Physicist, waits a week, then another and another, and finally the Physicist calls him back and says "Good news! I have a solution for you, but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum."
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A university asks several departments to come up with a way to prove all odd numbers are prime. The Math department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, the rest is proven through Induction." The Physics department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is prime and so on..." The Computer Science department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime...."
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I could go on, but the amount of funny per joke decreases exponentially over time...
I know nothing about the whole Twilight phenomenon, but I found this quote entertaining: "Twilight: A young woman's choice to practice either bestiality or necrophilia."
It's funny how much you learn about world history when you play Civilization. It's also sad how much you lose, however. You learn facts, but you lose the timeline.
>> ^Sagemind: If someone told me (20 years ago), that in 20 years, we wouldn't have cash, (and I'm sure someone did,) I wouldn't have believed it.
Now, it is only the very rare occasion that I actually carry anything other than that dam plastic debit card (of which the bank takes a $1 sur-charge every time I use it).
As of yesterday, my new card now has a microchip in it. That RFID chip is the next evolution and there's not a dam thing we can do about it.
Glenn Beck: The Christmas Sweater - Come Drink The Kool Aid
Tell me how he is different than bush?
He actually gave it thought before doing it. Also, he can probably find Afghanistan on a map.
ant
In reply to this comment by ant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR4xDeiHrfA for a side by side comparison.
A virus walks into a bar...
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A chicken farmer finds his chickens keep dying mysteriously. He goes and hires a Veterinarian. After a week, the vet comes back and says "I can't really help you, but you should contact my friend the Biologist, he might be able to help."
So the farmer calls the Biologist and after another week, he comes back saying "I'm sorry, I don't have a solution, but if you call my friend the Physicist, he could probably help you out."
So the farmer calls the Physicist, waits a week, then another and another, and finally the Physicist calls him back and says "Good news! I have a solution for you, but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum."
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A university asks several departments to come up with a way to prove all odd numbers are prime.
The Math department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, the rest is proven through Induction."
The Physics department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is prime and so on..."
The Computer Science department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime...."
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I could go on, but the amount of funny per joke decreases exponentially over time...
Awesome big whirlpool (maelstrom)
"Let's Talk About Sext"
Sexting - Destroying future presidential candidates daily.
Hate By Numbers: 5 Most Odd Moments from New Moon Traileril
Fox News - No Terrorist Attack During Bush's Presidency
Quite a comprehensive list. Could use a little formatting.
An Airline predicts the future in 1975
Jimmy Carr on Jonathan Ross 6th of Nov. 2009
Compare that Jimmy Carr to this one: http://www.videosift.com/video/Jimmy-Carr-on-Scientology-and-Christianity
Glenn Beck: The Christmas Sweater - Come Drink The Kool Aid
Fox News - No Terrorist Attack During Bush's Presidency
9/11 doesn't count right?
2001 to 2008 don't count.
Sixty Symbols Explain The Large Hadron Collider
the last line is awesome.
You mean.... Al Gore was a physicist?!?
Family Guy -- Something, Something, Something Dark Side
Jimmy Carr on Jonathan Ross 6th of Nov. 2009
The Wonder of the Byzantines: The Haggia Sophia
longde
The future of retail shopping
If someone told me (20 years ago), that in 20 years, we wouldn't have cash, (and I'm sure someone did,) I wouldn't have believed it.
Now, it is only the very rare occasion that I actually carry anything other than that dam plastic debit card (of which the bank takes a $1 sur-charge every time I use it).
As of yesterday, my new card now has a microchip in it. That RFID chip is the next evolution and there's not a dam thing we can do about it.
We are the Sheeple!
Keep it inside tin-foil when you're not using it
potchi79
http://www.videosift.com/video/Giant-Leopard-Seal-Trys-to-Feed-and-Care-For-NatGeo-Diver -> http://www.videosift.com/video/Up-close-photography-of-a-leopard-seal
Not sure why siftbot didn't suggest it as a dupe, since both videos share three separate tags. Odd.
Giant Leopard Seal Trys to Feed and Care For NatGeo Diver
Man Gets Breast And Shoulder Implants