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What To Do If Your Toyota Prius Accelerates Out Of Control
Demon and NR I hope you didn't take offense. Would it make sense to find a nice big parking lot and figure out if there's a workable procedure for stopping this thing?

>> ^demon_ix:
Huh. I drive a 2003 Toyota myself. Funny.



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Awesome way to eat a chicken wing: de-bone it first!
Internet, I owe you a debt of gratitude.


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Jeff Koons & Cicciolina - very NSFW
"...The vocabulary of her genitallia..."

Yes, absolute genius to be able to deliver that line with a straight face. That is the power of art over the absurd.


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Woman Attacks Husbands Cars With Golf Clubs
So sad. Those kids, her pain, his indifference, the fact that that this was even uploded.


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What To Do If Your Toyota Prius Accelerates Out Of Control
The road to Hell is paved with smashed-up Prius's and the good intentions of treehuggers. Really very sad.


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choggie (Member Profile)
http://www.videosift.com/video/Robert-Anton-Wilson-Language-Reason-and-Reality


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The Weezer Snuggie!
Yeah, I'm not sure that's actually a parody.


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The Bed Bunker - Sleep with your Guns 'Merica
I think it's a good idea. Particularly when there are kiddies in the house.

Better than this one...



Sifted HERE.


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Back to School - Triple Lindy
*comedy
*cinema
*sports
*promote


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calvados (Member Profile)
I'm not clicking on no link with "arse" in it, thank you.

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>> ^schmawy:
>> ^HenningKO:
Shit, the newsguy called the amputees "Squatties" and people are getting upset over what Jimmy said?


"Squaddies", as in Squad.



Aye: http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Squaddie

*british *military



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Speaker Pelosi Presents Capitol Cat Cam
Damnit! Serves me right for not waiting until the end to vote.


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Fans Support Comedian Jimmy Carr Over Troop Joke
>> ^HenningKO:
Shit, the newsguy called the amputees "Squatties" and people are getting upset over what Jimmy said?


"Squaddies", as in Squad.


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Back to School - Triple Lindy
Don't forget to vote for your own post Teeshuls! It feels naughty but we all do it. If you don't, it'll end up in the way back and nobody will see it!

Welcome to Siftopia.


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Charlie Rich - The Most Beautiful Girl (1974)
>> ^SolomonG:
End of Golden-Era pop/country crossover...


Yeah, right? I think people think I'm being kitschy when I post this stuff, but it's really without peer in contemporary music.


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EndAll (Member Profile)
Yes, a strong nesting instinct has shown itself in my nature lately. I'll check that link, thanks!

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Fall is a time for change, it seems. I hope you settle in comfortably.
I've been okay myself, hunkering down for the winter, letting the beard grow out. I need to get a job though!

You should check out http://www.fromthebasement.tv/ - Nigel Godrich just launched it, live shows of a wide range of fantastic artists. Andrew Bird is one, I believe. It's just a shame they're not embeddable!

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Just fine, thanks Ollie. Settling into my new bachelor lifestyle. Sorta weird sorta wonderfull. Occasionally quite sad. And yourself?

In reply to this comment by EndAll:
Cheers Schmawy! How've you been?

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
*quality



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EndAll (Member Profile)
Just fine, thanks Ollie. Settling into my new bachelor lifestyle. Sorta weird sorta wonderfull. Occasionally quite sad. And yourself?

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Cheers Schmawy! How've you been?

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
*quality



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Maddow on the F-22 Raptor
There is a rumor that the F117 shot down in Serbia was a result of the radar operators detecting the plane's path through the rain. I wonder if this is the "vulnerability to rain" she mentions.


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Count The Mistakes In This Homeopathy Lecture
REMBAAAAR!!!


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Generation Kill: "It's nice having friends"
Fuuuuuuuuhhh.


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The Day After Trinity trailer
Damn I'm fresh out of *Qualitys


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